Noodles on a Bike

3 Redheads
3 Times I changed
2 Trips on Metro
2 Crépes
21 Euros spent
19 Degrees Celcuis
1 Penis

and...
857547676 Hott guys
798643 Spelling errors on keyboard
37686 What appeared to be near car accidents


Apparently they drive very forcefully in Paris, but you rarely hear a horn or see road rage... they just like to drive really close to one another.
Also, the keyboard is different so I keep messing up and typing very slow, very very slow.
To explain the penis... a break dancing street performing singing an American song had very ripped pants that showed a little bit of everything, but he didn't mind and neither did anyone else, no harm done.

Oh, and a vast majority of the males here are attractive.
Mmm, yes.