Noodles on a Bike

Has a lazy eye.

And it's really creepy!

Poison oak, more than anything else in the world.

Seriously.





IT'S EVERYWHERE!

And that excites me.

(in more ways than one?)


Or perhaps it's because I just drank the best hot chocolate in the entire world, created by... you guessed it!
Me!
Who would have thought that adding random spices to hot chocolate can create the same wonderful effects that adding random spices to chicken has.

MMmmmm.

Rain smells so good. I've missed it...
Er, well. I guess it hasn't really been that long... because it rained while we were in Paris, so really it's been only a month and a half, but it seems like so long since I've had California rain.
:sigh:


In other news:
Erika is excited about Monterey!!!
And is quite content having bell pepper burps.... oooh baby, bell peppers are sooo good!

Has two varities of ants on campus.

Just two.
Ponderosa had waaaay more than two.
But down here at the Folsom campus there are two types of ants.




I mean, seriously. Can you have a more perfect metaphor?

Yeah, that's right.

My math teacher invented the super quiet hard drive in a TiVo.


Beat that!

(What a cool guy!)

Amy and I have made Lavender Ice Cream.


And oh boy was it glorious.





You all may think I'm weird, but until you try this ice cream... you just don't understand.

is also interesting.

I'm trying it out.

Is very interesting.

























As is lavender ice cream.

Whatever happened to a story about an African Princess?

Hmmmm???


I mean, they've got Jasmin, Mulan and plenty of white girls, but where are the stories about a Latino girl and an African girl? And perhaps the Middle Eastern women should have another chance because Jasmin didn't really have her own story she was just a side thing in Aladdin.

Yeah, so, who wants to call Disney with me and tell them to stop dicking around with the sequels and start making good old fashioned stereotype movies with (maybe?) a new twist.


And while they're at it there's this great children's book out called King and King, by: Linda de Haan and Stern Hijland (and yes, it's exactly what you're thinking).

As far as I'm concerned, this sounds like a wonderful idea for a Disney Classic.

"She can't be side tracked, she's a girl squirrel and a :wink: redhead at that."


"That love buisness is a powerful thing."
"Greater than gravity?"
"Well yes, in it's way, I'd say it's the greatest force on Earth."


I do love that movie.
And how much Disney loves redheads.
^.^

is Battle of the Races right?



So, for the next Survivor, it should be:
Bisexuals v. Heterosexuals v. Homosexuals



Now that would be a Survivor to end all Survivors!

Or maybe it'd have to be:
Straight Guys v. Gay Guys v. Straight Girls v. Lesbians
And just leave bi out of it...


Hmmmmmm....

Especially steak and blue cheese.

Mmmmmm.
And little green onions, and garlic.

Oh baby.


I'mma gonna make me some steak Thursday night...

I smashed up my car every which way.

It started when I was backing out of Amy's driveway and noticed that the gas was low. All of a sudden the gas gauge started jumping around so I was devoting my attention to that.
Then a car came out of no where and hit me! They drove off without damaging their car and while still in shock I backed into a tree.

So I drove down the road and was side swiped by another car.
Then I hit a fire hydrant.
Throughout the dream I never stopped driving, no matter how bad my car got.
On the freeway a rock hit my windshield and shattered the entire passenger side of the glass.
When I tried to get off the freeway my brakes were broken and I couldn't stop at the light, I didn't hit any cars but went through two red lights.

I hit two turkey's and a deer before finally reaching the first turn-off. By this time I had gathered so much speed that my car went up on two wheels.

Pretty much the dream ended with me surviving.
But I woke up not very happy at six.


:sigh:
I don't really want to go to bed tonight.

I'm at school right now!

And the girl next to me was on MYSPACE.



They don't have a firewall for that kind of stuff here?!

"That schneaky little pig's always sch-taking my schtuff."

This is often claimed to be "Bryan's Theory of Love" but if anyone knew Edo they'd know that it was really him who started it.
Haha.
Sorry Bryan!



"The potato" is the ultimate gift of love. Just think about roses.

1) All roses do is look good. So thats like saying "I only love you for your beauty."

2) Roses die after like, 2 weeks, even if you keep them in water. So that's like saying "My love, in addition to being based on your beauty, is transient and fleeting."

3) Roses have thorns--so thats like saying "Well you're hot, but you're a bitch."

But potatoes. Potatoes last for-fucking-ever, if you refrigerate them.
1) So that's like saying "My love for you, with a small bit of work, is eternal."

2) Potatoes are hella useful--you can mash them, bake them, turn them into potato soup, potato salad, french fries, tater tots, hashbrowns--so that's like saying "Our love is versatile and cool in many ways and we can have fun no matter what we're doing."

3) Potatoes are kinda plain--so that's like saying "Even if some girl comes along who looks better than you, I'll still love you because our love is founded on so much more than looks."

Potato is a lovegift.

I definently have poison oak between my toes.


Why does this always happen everytime I get poison oak!?!

On Thursday I go to what may be my very last appointment with Dr. Benson ever.

That's right, my year after the six month check-up for my back is here.
One last x-ray, one last creepy encounter with Dr. Benson.
Hopefully anyways.

Haha, wow.
Time sure does fly.
In four days it will have been two years and one month since my back surgery.
Maaaan.

I must be getting old!

Poison oak.

And it's painfully itchy.
It's pretty gross because now my right ankle's about twice the size it used to be.
But the rash is pretty much only showing up in the places where I had scratches.

So that's good news for the body parts that aren't my legs.

And what a ride it was.
I don't know, I guess I had fun, but the time was right to end it.

And I just realized...
It started June 23rd.
And ended... I guess it'd have to be September 4th.

That's longer than any guy's ever put up with me (in that sort of context).
Congrats!


So now the question remains... who's next?!