Noodles on a Bike

"No, she goes to high school now, and my older sister's in college!"

"Yeah, but not real college, my mom says she just goes to Folsom Lake."



Sweet.
Even nine year-olds know that Community College is a high school continuation.








"But she could have gone to a real college if she wanted to, she got in you know."


Awwww... thanks Gina!

I don't mean anorexic.

I mean like... 10% less of what I weigh now.
aka the recommended loss of weight for an at risk of being overweight person.

Yeah.

...if they put crack in her food.

And then she wonders why she thinks on her blog in the third person.

Stop.






Yeah.
I feel good.
Must be the blood donating.

I was looking today.
I'd make a really cute skinny person.

Should I join Weight Watchers?
I think so.

make-out.

Gah.


n0w0rries 4: Hi!
Lord Lunaris9: hey there
Lord Lunaris9: what's up, beautiful stranger?





Why has it been so long since someone called me beautiful?! And why does he just casually say it?!

Was my Grandmother's birthday!

The party people included:
Three widowers
Two divorcees
One happy couple
Two teenagers
and
One nine year-old.

So, the question came to me:

What has society done to make women believe that they cannot be happy without their significant others?

These women, when brought together talked only of their husbands. Oh, well if he was here, he would have... Yes, this is the jewelry he bought me.
I mean, I know there is a significant amount of grief that comes with loosing a loved one, but it seems weird that a person could be so dependent on them.

A few guys have asked my why I don't belive in love, and I guess this would be the reason why.
I don't want to end up like these women. Spending their lives thinking about their loss and talking about someone who's no longer there.
Without loving that "other male" you never really have to experience something like that.

Thanks to two awesome friends who came home!!
:)

Thank you Amy and Christine... Apple Hill was awesome.
And those apple doughnuts disappeared soon after you left.

LOL.


Ah, home movies, what a way to spend an 18th birthday.

I'm going insane.


Yesterday I:
a) lost my wallet in WalMart
b) locked my keys in my car. While they were in the ignition. Thank goodness the car wasn't on!
c) drove away with my Chemistry book on top of my car (this is after I used a composition notebook to unlock my doors)


And then I wake up this morning and start getting dressed to go to lunch with my mom.
And I put on my shirt.
With the hanger still in it.




Just put me in an institution already!

And I am glad.
More than glad.

Now perhaps I will go back to being a normal human.
And not a half-male.


Ugh.
Still horny as heck from these 'effing things...