I'm going insane.
Yesterday I:
a) lost my wallet in WalMart
b) locked my keys in my car. While they were in the ignition. Thank goodness the car wasn't on!
c) drove away with my Chemistry book on top of my car (this is after I used a composition notebook to unlock my doors)
And then I wake up this morning and start getting dressed to go to lunch with my mom.
And I put on my shirt.
With the hanger still in it.
Just put me in an institution already!