Noodles on a Bike

"Apparently there's been a pillow dispute."


"Dinner! You know what happens after dinner?"
"More chicken!!!"


"If the tip of the pentagon points towards the White House the President must be Satan!"


"How come all the old people get to rule?"


"I was trying to squeeze you! Didn't you feel it?"


So I'm channel surfing and I choose a program called "Bosnia" because Bryan has a story titled: "Bosnia-Man." Anyways, I choose the channel and the first thing that pops up on the screen is: "Forty percent of middle-aged men have erectile disfunction."
We decided not to watch the Bosnia program.