...ever like a boy who writes.
They use big words and don't tell you what they mean.
Same goes for musicians.
Except for the big words, instead, they use "metaphors" and don't tell you what they mean.
The only safe bets when it comes to males is science happy boys, those obsessed with math, men who want to be doctors, technicians, mechanics, chefs or lawyers.
Otherwise, you are so screwed.