Noodles on a Bike

Americans are fat.

The French are not.

The French eat high fat content food, eat lots of cheese, drink lots of wine.
They sleep in late and go to bed late.
They drive crazy.
Everyone smokes. And drinks coffee.
They even have McDonald's here!
And!
They eat a lot of bread! And bread that is half flour half butter!
In Italy all they seem to eat is pasta and pizza!

What the heck?!?!?!!!

We have salads!
We have low fat!
You aren't allowed to smoke anywhere and the packages have warning labels!
We wake up early, go to sleep early!
WE HAVE FITNESS PLACES!
Gyms! Curves! Sport courts everywhere!!!


I just don't get it.

But I do get that Atkins is an idiot.

The French walk everywhere they can. Why do you think none of them know how to drive?