I don't get it.
How are we the home of the free again?
We have an age limit for buying cigarettes, an age limit for drinking, traffic lights that actually have to be obeyed, sound curfews so that no one stays up too late making too much noise and whatever that thing is called where they bleep out bad words on TV and don't let women show their nipples.
So how are we the home of the free?
Damn Puritans.