Noodles on a Bike

Il est tres tres chaude, mais il faut tres bronze, oh la la!
(traslated: It's very very hot, but you get very tan!)
-Mme Soper talking about l'enfer (hell)

Get your asses in the chair- this isn't a party!
-Mr. Courtemanch

I sit like this because I'm a woman, yes, I am woman, hear me roar!
-David A.

shirt that says: I RIDE THE SHORT BUS
"Awww, that is the saddest shirt I've ever seen!" says Erika.
"Yeah, except for he's like 6'1" so there's no way he could fit on a short bus." says Anne
"Um, Anne? The short bus is for the special-ed kids."
"Oh. Well, then maybe I should ride it!"

Everyone had nicknames in my day, like if we named the Mexicans they could be the Tacos.
-Mme Soper

I called my friend Oriental and a student said that rugs are Oriental, people are Asian, so next time I see my friend I'll tell her she isn't a rug anymore!
This whole political correctness is very new!
-Mme Soper

Don't you just love politically correct crap?
-Mr. Courtemanch

Expiration dates are for weenies. Real men eat expired food and then puke their guts out.
-Mr. Courtmanch

Do you really believe it's a disease making all that noise?
-Amy D.

My son just got back from Thailand and Japanese Land.
-Mme Soper

Well... lik, um, it was kinda like a, um, combination of really hard and like, difficult, yeah, like, yeah.
-Stephanie, freshman in Drama

talking about the no freaking policy at dances:
"So they don't lets us have dry sex at the dance because they want us to go home and have real sex right?" says Erika.
Pherf raises his eyebrows.
"Hey! Let's go to that one empty lot tonight Erika and... look at the stars!" says Anne.

I'm going to show you something slicker than snot on teflon.
-Mr. Courtmanch

Damn you and your life!
-Christian R. about my busy-ness

When billard balls collide.
-Physics video

I BELIEVE!
-Mr. Courtemanch

So commence breeding America.
-Stats article read in class

Enough with the empowerment and encouraging quotes, you're all just another cog in the machine, get over it and then die.
-Mme Soper

Breast Cancer!
-Pherf

People fall in love with ugly things all the time.
-Erika

I know how we could get the gaurds in England to laugh, all we have to do is say, "Hey! Look at my friend Erika!"
-'Cole

You should be writting us a thank you everyday of your life.
-My mommy

It's the work of Satan!
And so close to Christmas too!
-Mr. Courtemanch

I didn't know we owned margarita glasses, how come no one told me we had these?!
-Gina, age: 8

listening to Green Day's Wake Me Up When September Ends:
Why does he hate September so much? Or does he hibernate through September?
-Gina

Qui veut danser?
-Mme Soper

Excuse me, I've made a mistake, can I borrow your rubber?
-Mme Soper

Here's your leash dear.
-Teresa, Brian's (my blind person who has Smokey) girlfriend

One thing you learn about Guide Dogs is that you have to be firm and consistant- just like men!
-Teresa

How many could I fit in my mouth again?
-Christine

Shut up before I slap you in the breast.
-Pherf

Freaking is like sex with clothes on.
-David A.

Necco Candy hearts (since 1902):
"You're Gay" just doesn't means what it did in the 1920's.
"Please send a lock of hair by return mail."

They're all so full of self-image that it spills over and burns the rest of us... like acid.
-Mme Soper

He went to Pondo and I went to El Dorado, he took French and I took Spanish, and yet we still got married. I'll tell you what, the cultural divide was so difficult... moral of the story, do well on your test.
-Ms. Longo, French sub

"Oh God." says Paula.
"Ne prayie en classe! Ce n'est pas un eglise, prayie en silence mais si Dieu alle ici je pense que Pierre n'est pas pret." replied Mme Soper.

Now she's a reformed prayer!
-Mme Soper

Kind of like cigarette smoke.
-Mme Soper

Pherf with a red moshi pillow on his head and a red shirt on:
"He looks like a red condom!" commented Emily.

"Those look like some pot-smoking trouble-making loser teeangers." said Dylan (Kevin, my sixth grade tutoree's best friend).
"Is that what you call all teenagers?" asked Erika.
"No, not you."
"Oh, so I just suppose I'm a loser then?"
"No... you're a super loser!"

Your soul mate married someone else and now you have to marry your soul... mate... less.
-Mme Soper

Let me remind you of freshman year: Do not throw things in class, especially not pointy objects across the room.
-Mrs. Selk

I am sorry for throwing pointy things in class.
-Greg R.

I like pancakes!
-Erika

Eggs in the air! Eggs in the air!
-Mrs. Spiess's son

Oh wow! The people!
-Mrs. Spiess's son

Yeah, he's psycho, and it only gets worse as the day goes on.
-Mrs. Spiess

Republicans see a homeless guy in the street and punch them in the face!
-Ms. Garland

Yeah, you should have seen him in class today, Mr. Harrison is still tied up.
-Dylan about Kevin's behavior

That sucks like a bucket of ticks!
-Mr. Courtemanch

I'll give you ten bucks if you hit David.
-Shane G. during catapult testing

A department store mannequinn who's tired of her job.
-Erika's idea for a Who's Line Party Guest

Spriggy.
-Courtney

Whoa, if you can I could somehow join together and become Asian maybe we could get into college!
-Erika talking to Kelly H. about school

You're the first person to actually give me an answer to the Hokey Pokey question. And the strange thing is, it wasn't a bad answer either.
Are you crazy?
-Kelly H.

Boy, thou uproarious shark of heaven,
Slaughter of Elysium,
Hearts on Fire, aroused, enraptured,
We will tolchuck you on the rot and kick
Your grahzny vonny bum.
-A Clockwork Orange

"Them's figtin' words!" Blake
"But... I didn't say anything!" Erika

But, that was before the forgiveness and Jesus and stuff.
-Mme Soper

I've never felt resistors this hot in my entire life!
-Curtis M.

Yes, go and get your refridgerator.
-Mme Soper