My sister has been taking my shampoo.
OKay, not really a problem because, who gives a care, it's just shampoo.
Except for she usually doesn't return it.
So I get in the shower only to discover five minutes later that I have no shampoo.
And this house is effing cold.
And I generally have to get out, run across the living room and retrieve the stolen shampoo.
BUT NOT THIS MORNING!
HA!
I rememberd to check!
TAKE THAT CRISTEN!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!