Noodles on a Bike

-Irina Dunn

Okay, so I read this quote and thought it was funny and was like, "Tru dat!" But then I really got to thinking about it.
What if a fish did happen to have a bicyle? Wouldn't it just sit there useless? Can bicycles even work underwater? Isn't it just pollution for a fish to have a bicycle? There is no possible way a fish can get any use out of a bicycle.

So I think the quote needs to be revised, "A woman needs a man like a child needs a bicycle."
Because:
Children do not need bicycles. There are children in this world who have lived a full and complete lives bicycle-less, but let me tell you what.
If that kid had a bicycle, life would be soooo much more fun.

And it's not like you expect the kid and the bicycle to be together every minute of the day, maybe when they first get the bicycle they're really interested, but after a while it'll get covered in dust and only used for entertainment every once in a while.
But it'll still be there.

Also, some parents think that kids have to have bicycles, it's part of growing up, other parents say that it's too dangerous for kids to ride a bicycle until they're older, or that kids need to start with training wheels and eventually learn how to ride a real bike.


:sigh: There must have been a shift in the cosmos, I'm making metaphors again.
LOL.



And, two other interesting things about bikes (in a metaphorical sense):
1) You never forget how to ride a bike.
2) You have to wear a helmet to protect your head (knee/elbow pads optional).

(hahahahahahahhahahaha)
:)

3) You never forget the first time you ride a bike, Training wheels off, just you and that bike.