Noodles on a Bike

QUICK! HURRY UP!
GIVE ME THE IDIOT AWARD.


"Jeez it's hot."
"Man, I feel so hot!"
"Ugh, this heat is unbearable."

IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE SO HOT IF YOUR ELECTRIC MATTRESS COVER WASN'T ON YOU NIMWAD!!!


Yeah.
It must have been turned on while I was doing my shoes.
BECAUSE IT WAS ON LEVEL FOUR.

And I couldn't figure out why the heck it was so hot in my bed.
Then I put my hand under my body pillow.
HELLO.
Waaaay too hot for the sun having gone down so long ago.

I'm dum.