Noodles on a Bike

So here I am.
Blogging.
HA!

I really should clean my room and then shower before Chrissy-Poo gets here, that would be productive.
In the meantime however:
Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!
Happy Catholic St. Patrick's Day!
Happy Pi Day!

That is right, on this lovely fourteenth of March we are celebrating three glorious holidays. Of course, I do understand the significance of having Steak and Blowjob Day a month after Valentine's Day but somehow I don't think it's right that Pi Day should have to compete for celebrators with Steak and Blowjob Day.
But! Perhaps we are meant to have Steak and Pi? I don't know but something in my gut tells me that Steak and Blowjob Day should be moved to a month and a week after Valentine's Day. Just for good measure. Or maybe three weeks after Valentine's Day, just as the girlfriends are throwing out the wilted and molding flowers.
Just a thought.